Thursday, March 30, 2006
currently, irish is enjoying tristan forums...na-addeeek na...
ala magawa eh
tambay na lng dun wakeeke
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
5:04 PM |
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
3:30 PM |
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give
me a
ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this
forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for
you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm
ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me
and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole
list
again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us,
the
sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night
when we
need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we
don't
need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in
school,
history was called
current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,
my
father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to
my
father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result
declared, past year's
performance
repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do
you
say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good
cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my
recovering, doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records
show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is
the
tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example
of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got
married on the same day
and
at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only
chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the
axe
in is hand."
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
9:39 AM |
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
The Little Girl and Her Teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
ÜÜÜÜ
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announced to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for
the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex before, so he takes
A trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the cash register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how
many condoms he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack
or a family pack. “I’m
really going to put it to this girl,” the boy
tells the pharmacist. “I intend
to plug every orifice in her body at least twice.”
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family
pack, saying the boy
will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents
house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you
to meet my parents,
come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where
the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer with his head
down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend finally
Leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had
no idea you were this religious.”
The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist.”
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3:02 PM |
Gaano ka katanga pagdating sa pag-ibig?
(Are you stupid when it comes to love?)
Quiz Results
YOUR SCORE: 30
What your score means
Wagi sa patigasan ng puso! "Pag-ibig?" Mukhang wala yata yun sa bokabularyo mo. Well, nakikipag-boyfriend/girlfriend ka pa din, but you treat your romantic relationships na parang business: professional, calculated, de numero ang kilos. Nakokornihan ka sa sobrang romantic displays of affection at sa mga kadalasang abubot ng romance, in fact corny sa'yo ang mga terms of endearment like "Babes" (eew!), "Honey" (yuck!) at "creampuff" (please lang, nakakasuka na ha!) Medyo may pagka-conservative ka, stiff, and a bit self-centered. You're a no-nonsense person, and definitely hindi uubra sa'yo ang monkey business. Kung loloko-loko ang partner mo, tsugi agad sya, sisipain mo pa sya palabas ng pinto, sa korte suprema na lang sya magpaliwanag. In fact, sa sobrang wais mo pagdating sa pag-ibig, malamang tumanda kang binata/dalaga. Advice: huwag masyado maging cynical, masarap din yatang magpakatanga sa pag-ibig paminsan-minsan.
to take this quiz, click --->http://www.tristancafe.com/quizzes/stupidlove/
ampotek...totoo talaga...waaaaahhh...kaya cguro hanggang ngayon ay ala parin akong boypren...ehehehe
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1:41 PM |
ano ba yan...kahapon lng masaya ako tapos ngayon???
nakakainis. Puro utos...nakakainis na dto sa bahay!!!!!grrr...
pag ako talaga nagkatrabaho..aynaku...magsasarili na ako...kaazar
hay...
isa pa, bkit ganun???lagi na lng ba ako ang mali...pasenxa na ha, kung nagkulang ako, kung hindi ko na-punuan ung expectations nio sakin..pasenxa na...tao lng ako..nagkakamali...
grrr...
ihate life...my life sucks...
feeling ko napaka-walang kwenta kong tao...useless lng ang mga efforts ko..may karapatan pa ba akong mabuhay???ha??
nakakaazar na talaga...can't take it anymore...
pfft..
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12:38 PM |
Monday, March 27, 2006
This morning, me, Buddy Jc and Gen went to our school. We just checked the anatomy results, but it was not released yet so, we sat at the bench near cybermed. Then, leave the school premise and went straight to SM Fairview.
ala lng, gala gala lng..
first stop: Kameraworld. Took some studio service. Then went to Mcdo and ate. Then went to a videoke place and sang...then went again to kameraworld to get our picture (yay!!ang kyut nmen!)then to national bookstore and bought class record. Then to Quantum - Buddy played dance maniax (whattever the spelling is)..then ate ice cream...in short: we had fun.
sana ganito na lng buhay ko..pa-gimik gimik lng..alang pinoproblema...
that bonding session of the three of us was very unforgettable to me...sana maulit to..
sana ganito na lng..para masaya ako lagi..:P
now im in a mood in changing my layout...i want my blog to have its new look since summer is here.
ok that's all for this moment.
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
4:05 PM |
Sunday, March 26, 2006
[wala munang glittery thingy..]
hay..
at last..our exams had ended. thanks god, i survived.
salamat at nakakuha ako ng two excemptions, isa sa filipino at isa sa biology..
yehey!!!for the pers taym!!!pumasa na ako ng anatomy exams!!!!
ang saya ko...nawa tuloy tuloy na toh...
hay...
pero at the other side of me, malungkot ako. [lagi nmn eh]
still confused...
but i'm decided nah...ayaw ko na...sawa na ako..AYAW KO NA SA KANYA
paano kc sobrang manloloko..ang plastic!!! backstabber!!!grrr...
hindi ko alam kung ano ang nasa isip nia pero bkit xa ganun????
buti na lng at nakahanap na ako ng "butas" para malimutan ko na xa ng tuluyan...
grrr...
sa totoo lng ala na akong karapatan para maging masaya....ala na..nagmumukha akong plastic everytime na masaya ako...
i try my best...gusto ko ng sumaya as in ung talagang limot na lahat nung problems...
cge na..magpapakasaya na ako kahit mukha na akong baliw...
ehehehe
nawa makasama na ako dun sa commercial-kuno ng globe...
excited na ako dun, ang ganda ng sayaw namin!! hanep!! kaso masakit lng sa katawan!! =P hehe...pero asteeg prin...
joyful joyful....
haha
cge un lng muna...atleast mejo masaya ako kc d2 uli s bhay natulog c buddy, tapos nagpa-pic kmi kasama si kuya elmer!!!
hay...
ewan
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11:04 PM |
Thursday, March 23, 2006
i've been to school this morning. and again, im really really happy because...EXCEMPTED AKO SA BIO!!! yess, its true, im excempted at our biology exams..weeee...so happy!!haha..again en again...sineswerte yata ako ngaun ah!!!nyahahaha!!!!! ang galeng!!!!hehehe..ayan tuloy hindi ako nag-exam kanina, nagsayang lng ako ng pamasahe tska uniform...pero ok lng..bsta excempted..hehehe
ang sarap ng buhay pagnaeexcempt sa exam..weee..sana pati na rin sa english tska physics excempted din ako..hay..ASA pa...
wooohooooooooo
klap klap klap!!!
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
10:48 AM |
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Currently listrening to : kung wala ka by hale (theme song nmin ni buddy)
hay...dalawang sabado na na natulog sa bahay nmin si buddy. ala lng. hindi na kc xa umuuwi sa bahay nila eh. tska ayaw ko nmn na sa antipolo pa xa matutulog eh ang layo nun..kaya aun sa bahay na nmin xa pinatulog. Ang saya nga eh...chance ko na un na makasama xa ng matagal...lubus-lubusin ko na. xa rin nmn eh!! gusto niya rin ma-experience na mag-overnyt sa bahay..
nung 13, birthday nia..pero actually 12. so ibig sabihin sa bahay namin sinelebrate ung bday nia..aus!!
ok
i want to clarify this: hindi po kami mag-boyfriend ni buddy jc ok?? kaya nga buddy eh..were bestfriends..were more than lovers...kaya kung cno mag na napagkakamalan kmi na mag-bi-ep, eh bahala na kau dun...ganun lng tlga kmi sweet...ala na kau magagawa dun...
bkit nga ba kming mukhang mag-bi-ep??
kc..
**sweet nga kmi sa isa't isa (again en again)
**parati kmi magkasama (alang HHWW ha)
**nung nsa service kmi (jeep), nakatulog c jc na nkalagay ung ulo sa shoulders ko, then sa lap, tapos nung isang sabado uli ako naman ang nakatulog sa shoulders nia...
**goodbyes arent complete without kiss (cheeks lng)
**hug din
hehehe
ang saya nmin noh??inggit kau??wahehehe..pero pramis di tlga kmi mag-bf..buti na lng eh mejo maypagkajuding kumilos si buddy at maypagka-boyish ako kumilos..oh diba???hehe..bsta masaya ako sa buddy ko..kahit ala akong bf bsta nanjan xa...aus na. kaya cguro ayaw pa akong bigyan ng bf kc c buddy muna ang aking bf..BestFriend..no one would break us apart..kung cno man ang magbalak...aynako...wag nio nang itry..mabibigo lng kau
harharhar
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7:16 PM |
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
at last!! our biology projectSSS are finished. Iwish our prof would accept it (or else).
yehey!!!my excemption in filipino exam really made me sooper dooper happy...lucky am i enough becoz my other classmates said that the exam was sooo hard...because of that, some of them even tempted to open their books (cheat)..yess..they've done that!!!haha..pasaway!!!buti na lng hindi me nakapag-exam dun...
patay na bata ako...di ko alam kung bkit..mixed emo ako ngaun..hay!!!may times na ang tahi-tahimik ko tapos biglang totopakin in a sense na hyper to da max...baliw na ata ako eh!!hindi ko na maintindihan ung sarili ko...ah ewan...eto na nmn ako...grr...pero sa totoo lng, malungkot/depressed (o kung ano man un) ako ngaun..kunwari lng masaya pero ang totoo, hinde. hay naku...no one is able to help me out..even c buddy...hindi nmn nia alam na nagkakaganito ako eh..kc ayaw ko rin nmn ipaalam..hala...hay!!
cguro dahil lng to kay ano..hay..kailangan ko na talagang kalimutan xa..kailangan talaga.pipilitin ko kahit di ko kaya. kaya nga di ko xa kinakausap kagabi eh...para tapos na ang lahat...
ayaw ko na ng ganitong buhay...
hate it..hate it...
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8:28 PM |
Monday, March 20, 2006
weee...finals na namin...then after that, VACATION NA!!!!weee...can't wait for it pero wish ko lng ay makapasa ako..haha...NAWA!!!
This morning, we had first our anatomy theoretical exam. Not hard, not easy...neutral lng..haha!!! well, actually, im not prepared for that exam..yes..probably about 60% of my answers are "hula lng" hehe..tsamba!!!then sa practical naman..madali lng din..mga tatlo lng ata ang cguradong mali ko...hehe..ok na un...
hay wish ko lng talaga!!!!GOD BLESS na lng skin
also, im happy...kc hindi ako papasok bukas..ganun talaga pag excempted...hehe..pero pupunta me kila ianne gagawin nmin ung l3tseng project sa biology..and take note: hindi lng pla un ang project namin. Meron pang isa!!!arrgghhh!!!!pahirap tlga!!!
hay..nasa "state of shock" parin ako hanggang ngaun. Paano, na-snatch ung bag ni Kay kagabi nung nasa jeep kmi...buti na lng walang pera ung wallet nia...syang parin kc nandun ung ID nia tpos ung levites na shirt tska ung notebook nia...kaazar...di talaga nmin inaasahan un..sabi ko na nga b eh!! mga masasamang tao ung dalawa na un!!!pagpalain sana sila sa ginawa nila...
grrr.
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1:24 PM |
Thursday, March 16, 2006
wheeew!!!i'm back!!
me, clims, kring and she were here at cybermed. Were here to do our project in Biology. damn...computers here are crap. sheeezums...our project is so hard...and we need to complete this before saturday!!!Grr...only two days left for completion, and yet only 40% of it was done (i think).
ok...that project really frustrates us...
another thing, our Finals is fast approching. It will start at Monday. and still i haven't studied yet!!!We'll be taking our Anatomy and Physiology exam on the first day..so GUD LAK NA LNG!!!!i don't think i could review well for that exam coz i might be busy for saturday and sunday...hay!!!! i really need to prepare for ana exam or else i will fail!!!..
Good thing i'm exempted at Filipino exam. And also, we won't be having our PE and NSTP exams too...happy....
waaaaaahhhh!!!after our finals, SUMMER NA!!! can't wait for it... i wish i could pass all my subjects...so that i wont be having any SUMMER CLASSES..hehe...wish me luck!!!!
haha...letse!!ang hirap talaga ng bio nmin...grrr...
ok
so hafta go....busymode......weeeeeee....
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11:03 AM |
Thursday, March 09, 2006
CS: Thank you for calling... this is Candy, how may I help you?
Cust: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
CS: No, sir, it's Candy...
Cust: Sorry, can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
CS: No, sir.. Candy, sir... Candy... as in Storck!!!
(oohhh... now I get it!!!)
CS: Was that a "B" as in boy or a "B" as in bravo?
Cust: Uhhmmm... how about "B" as in boy...
(good choice...)
CS: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Cust (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as in GEBRA! (z as in zebra)
(Oh, Gebra!!! like the one in the Goo?!!!... Gusme... Gon't gou get git?)
CS: Yeah, sir... sir... are you there?
Cust: Yes, yes, I'm there!
(siguro naglalaro sila ng Counter...)
Outbound call...CS: Can u tell ur Mom, to contact us...she may DIAL
www.XXXXXX.com...
(ah... ok!!!)
CS: ... So that's I as in I...
(... O as in Oh, & U as in You...)
CS: Sir, do you have NET-ESCAPE there?
Cust: Huh?... Oh!!!.. No, I have MSN IN-NERNET EXPLODER here...
(... makes sense to me!!!)
CS: Would you like to set your own password or would you like me to give you a generic password?
Cust: Uhmm.. just give me a generic one...
CS: Alright.. I have reset your password. Your new password will be... let me spell it out for you...That's K as in Kilo... A as in Apple... M as in Mama... O as in October... T as in tango... and E as in Echo...
Cust: "Kamowt?" (American accent e)... That's a cool password!!! I'll never forget this!!! All right!!!Everything is working!!!...
(buti na lang hindi Tagalog body part... like alak-alakan o bukong-bukong...)
CS: Can you spell out your name, please?
Cust: Yes, my name is Cathy... that's C as in Kite
(chiguro, kilala nya ung koshchumer ng mahilig cha Gebra?!)
TS: Ok, sir... do u have a PEN and a PENCIL ready?
Cust: What?!!
TS: Oh, Im sorry, sir... Do u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?...
(klap! klap! klap!)
TS: Mam, please look at the back of your modem and check if you have the ethernet cord connected???...
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with alabama accent)
TS: Yung yellow cord, mheem...
(oh-oow ngee nehmeeennn..)
TS: Ok, let me help you... Please click on 'start' and 'run'...
Cust: Huh? Why do I have to run???...
(dapat talaga yung Start button me 2 options muna e... 1: I know how to use a computer, yung 2: I don't know how I got here/what I'm doing... hehehe!!!)
TS: Now, I want you to CLICK the space bar please...
(... 1 or 2 clicks??? left or right???)
CS: ...That's E as in I-KOW... (echo)
(oki lang yan, Dong...)
CS: Come again, sir?!!!
Cust: Oh sure, baby!!!
(negro siguro kausap neto...)
TS: Ok, sir, this is ano... what you'll do... you have to type the ano... the command run and ano..
(...teypows enow???)
Cust: So, do i have to wait for advice regarding the delivery?
CS: Sir, the package has been delivered and all we have to do is wait POR FICK UP schedule... (... I can PEEL it!!!)
Outbound/Tele...CS: ...May I please speak with Mr. Mike Jones?
Contact: Oh, he's deceased!!!...
CS: Should I just call back for him then???
(...sure, as soon as he comes out of the ground and reports back to work...)
CS: I was hoping you can take this survey with me... Would you have the time to do that, sir?
Contact: How long is this gonna to take?
CS: Mmm.. MGA three minutes....
(ay shyet!!!)
CS: ...I'd like to speak with Billy Thompson please???
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to leave a message in his voicemail?
CS: Sure, SIGE...
(ay shyet, ulet!!!)
local client kaya mostly pinoy and callers, usually from visayas...
Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???...
CS: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Cust: Hende naman...
CS: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Cust: Ang alen?
CS: ...Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
CS: Di ba wala pong ring?
Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!...
CS: aahhh... yung BILL?!!!
(hende kase nagve-verefie mabote... tsk, tsk, tsk...)
TS: Ok, sir... Could you please drag the icon UPSTAIRS?...
(... lemme try...)
Cust (US): So how's the weather there?
CS: Well... it's kinda cloudy today, sir...
Cust: Oh really?!!!... So where are you located?
CS: Sir, your call has been re-routed in ORTIGAS!!!..
.(... dats nir Mexico...)
TS: ... May I have your service tag pls? (it's like a serial/case # for an appliance)
Cust: Where is the service tag located?
TS: Ma'am, the service tag is located in Roundrock, Texas...
(WHOA!!!)
Outbound ulet...
CS: ...I'm looking for Mr. John Brown???...
Contact: Uh... he's not here...
CS: Oh... HE'S NOT HERE?...
(ay shyet pa rin ba to???)
Silent/Dead Air Call...
CS: ... If you are trying to speak to me, I cannot seem hear your voice. Please call us back again and I would have to HANG YOU UP...
(aaaaarrrrkkkk!!!...)
TS: Alright, we're going to perform a checkdisk... that is for us to see if your hard drive has errors in it... please type in C-H-K-D-S-K...
Cust: What is that again?
TS: C-H-K-D-S-K... that is... C as in Charlie... H as in Harley... K as in Karly... D as in Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as in Karly...
(gleng-gleng... bagong version...)
Customer is waiting and on hold when suddenly...
CS: Thank you for waiting! My name is *****!!!... Is that correct???
(KEREK!!!)
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12:01 PM |
(CSR - Customer Service Representative)
1. CSR: Do you have any child so we could send out these gifts to you? CLIENT: I'm sorry but i don't have any child. CSR: Oh i understand, what about any grandchild? (wala ngang anak di ba, asa ka pang may apo)
2. CSR: . . . and for our records, may i know your child's bday? CLIENT: I don't know her bday. . . CSR: Oh come on, it's your responsibility to know your child's bday. (tarayan ba ang customer?)
3. CLIENT: (mad) how many times do i have to tell you i didn't purchase any card! CSR: Ma'am, i'm talking about a 'car', a toy car, not a card. CLIENT: but i said i didn't purchase any card! CSR: No ma'am, not a card, what i mean is a car, an automotive. (baka ibig mong sabihin automobile)
4. a. CLIENT: What is that space bag bulk storage system? (By the way, a space bag is a big bag, not sure if it's made of plastic, which size adjusts depending on the amount of air you vacuum out) CSR: (wi th limited product knowledge) Well sir, it's some kind of a space bag, it's like a storage system where you put your things. (salamat sa explanation)
b. CLIENT: What is this space bag? CSR: (basta may masabi lang) ah sir, it's the thing worn by astronauts. (kakaiba tong taong to) BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE IS NOW ONE AMONG THE FEW SELECTED TRAINORS.
c. CSR: We are giving you a free gift. You can either have the space bug bulk storage system or . . . CLIENT: What the hell is a space bug? (a single letter spelled the big difference)
5 CLIENT: What is this squeeze wrench? CSR: It's a wrench that you squeeze for better grip. (huh?)
6 CLIENT: I won't allow you telemarketers to fool me. Nothing in this world is for free. Now tell me the catch! CSR : (medyo napikon at umisip ng pambawi) Ah sir, have you ever listened to the Beatles? CLIENT: Well what about it? CSR: What does their song say about the best things in life? CLIENT: It's free.... but you know wha t ... CSR: (bangs the phone before the client could start with his stuff. (YIKES)
7. CSR: One last thing sir, may i have your city of birth? CLIENT: What? CSR: Your city of birth? CLIENT: What? i can't quite hear you. CSR: (irita na) I said your city of birth, the place of your born! (nagalit pa)
8. In the initial calling days, we were encouraged to go verbatim as little as possible. Stick to the script! Seems like a good practice right? (except for some special incidents).
CSR: So how is your car wash gadget? CLIENT: It was a piece of junk! (irate) CSR: Oh that's nice to hear from you, sir! (at least nag-stick sa script)
9. CSR: As a way of expressing our gratitude, we are sending your choice of free gift. You could either have a Bushnell binoculars..... CLIENT: What is a binocular? CSR: It's the thing you use to make far objects appear closer. CLIENT: I don't get it. CSR: You know, it's the thing you use when you look out the window.... CLIENT: I' m sorry but i really don't know it. CSR: (a bright idea came about) ah! sir, have you ever seen a telescope? CLIENT: Yup! CSR: All you do now is get one telescope on your right hand, and another one on the left, put them together, look at the eyepieces and there you have binoculars. CLIENT: Oh, you mean binoculars! (may point tong CSR na to noh?)
10. CSR: Yes, may i talk to mr. _ _ _ _ _ ? CLIENT: He's not around, is there anything i can do for you? CSR: It's ok, i just called to inform him that because he purchased an item from us, he is entitled to receive a free gift item. Anyway, i'll just call him back. CLIENT: Really? would you like me to give you his mobile phone no. so you can get in touch with him. CSR: Ok! (CSR noticed that the cell no. lacks the first four digits, he forgot that he was talking to US people, so he asked) Is it Globe or Smart? CLIENT: pardon? CSR: (realizing he committed a mistake) oh, i said i'll just try to contact him......
11. A newly hi red CSR just made his first sale . . . CSR: Yes! (sabay lagok sa coffee ng katabi nya)(tama ba namang ma-carried away)
12. Note: It is a common practice in SVI-connect that a coach sits beside a first timer)
Another newly hired CSR (good looking) just made his first sale (or should I say her first sale). Anyway, here is her, I mean his story :
CSR: (extremely tense while pitching. From time to time, he looked at his coach to verify if he is doing the right things. Coach approved. Finally, after a few minutes of persuading the client to accept the offer, he was able to close the deal. He became so delighted that he faced his coach (who happens to be an attractive lady), embraced her, and said 'thank you mommy!' (BUMIGAY ANG BRUHA!)
13. CSR : We are giving away a free miniature car for free just because you purchased a product from us before. Well anyway sir, do you happen to be a car collection? (mas maganda yatang pakinggan kung car collector)
14. CSR : ... and as a safeguard to show that i really did talk to you, may i have your city of birth, the place where you were born? CLIENT: Inglewood CSR: Where sir? In the woods? You were born in the woods? (Sino yan, si Tarzan?)
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
11:46 AM |
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
1. Love is a disease of man's anatomy, transferable with no etiology, one's frustrated results to allergy
2. Congenital symptoms reveal anorexia, this lack of appetite may lead to insomnia, if you won't be careful, you might reach coma.
3. Its malignancy, Love will no lead to treatment nor can discover any medicament but in loves addiction, a kiss is emollient and a tranquilizer to heal disappointment...=)
hehe ÜÜ
oo nga pala....
HAPPY MONTHSARY sa amin ni BUDDY JC!!!!!hehe...asteeegg...pang-17th month na nmin to..nawa magtagal p kmi ng aking besty bespren..hehehe...pwo actually two yrs na kmi magkakilala..pero nung oct 8 2004 lng tlga kmi naging close..hehehe..happy monthsary buddy
eto iba naman...got this from
Lovely's xanga.
It's definitely different when you love
someone and when you're inlove with
someone" explanation: alin nga ba ang mas
malalim?
Loving someone or Being in love with
someone? marami sa atin ang na confuse
tungkol dito.
Ikaw ba ay may girlfriend o boyfriend ngayon?
Mahal mo ba siya pero parang may isang
tao na parang mahalaga din sayo.
o may mahal ka na akala mo eh mahal
mo nga siya pero meron ka pa rin isang
tao na minamahal ng totoo.
Kapag love mo ang isang tao masaya ka..
Feeling mo ok na ang lahat...pero ang ma-inlove
ka, ang siyang pinakamasakit sa lahat!
Kasi ang mga taong inlove ay ang mga
taong ngsasakripisyo at ngpaparaya.
Teka bakit ka nga ba ngpaparaya?
Dahil ba hindi ka niya mahal o dahil
hindi ka siguradong ok lang sa kanya?
Kung yan ang dahilan mo, walang duda
na inlove ka nga sa kanya.
Kasi iniisip mo kung anong meron kayo
sa ngayon ang tanging mahalaga at
kontento ka na.
Pero isipin mo paano kung mawala ang
taong yon at talagang hindi na kayo
mag-usap at magkita, kaya mo ba?
Paano naman kung sayo siya inlove at
ibinigay niya ang lahat para sayo pero
hindi mo napahalagahan ang lahat ng ito kaagad!
Paano kung isang araw naguluhan na
siya sayo ng husto at maisipang lumayo
na lang?
Paano kung sa sobrang pagiging iba mo
sa kanya di ka na niya kausapin at
tuldukan na niya ng tuluyan kung ano na ang
meron kayo?
Then bigla mong na realize kung gaano
ka importante sanyo ang bawat isa kaya
lang wala na siya!
Kaya mo ba?
Kung hindi ang sagot mo, malinaw na
inlove ka nga..
.Paano naman pag mahal mo lang,
kapag mahal mo lang, alam mo na palagi kang
may choice, ayaw mo siyang mawala dahil
alam mong wala kang ipapalit.
Yung masaya ka sa kanya pero sa gabi
hindi naman siya ang iniisip mo.
Mahal mo siya pero aminado ka sa sarili
mo na balang araw hindi siya ang
pakakasalan mo.
Mahal mo siya pero ang puso mo hindi
lang pra sa kanya.. Mahal mo at masasaktan kapag
nawala siya pero alm mo na kaya mo yon.
Ngayon anong nararamdaman mo
ngayon: DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE or
YOU'RE INLOVE WITH SOMEONE?
Isang araw magigising ka na lang na
INLOVE ka na nga pero kahit anong
gawin mo ay huli na.
Dahil maaaring yung taong INLOVE din
sayo ay wala na pala.
Tandaan mo: Masyadong mapaglaro
ang puso huwag tayo magpaloko!!!
We learn to love someone pero minsan
lang dumating sa atin ang pagkakataong ma-inlove!!!
Kaya kapag dumating ito, ano anggagawin mo?
...ah ewan!!!!hehehe
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
5:26 PM |
have a mood for blogging but don't have any idea to post in to. School was fine today. Luckily, I'm not included to students who might get a failing grade at english. Sheezums..soo happy!!!But at our Filipino time, we were scolded by two faculty because one of my classmate shouted...and yes, the two heard it. One of them said that she will report to the Dean's office..haha..another record for I-B. It is so annoying that our section had this "bad image" in our college. Yes, we admit the "issue" of our section being noisy, but some issues were not true (like the elevator issue which was done by section c). hay...lagi na lng ba kmi napapagalitan???
but i noticed, everytime we were having our class at physics Laboratory, something "unexpected" happen. Unusual or should i say "shocking". These are the "happenings" happened at that room:
*open forum of I-B (which was very uhmmm...nakakainis na puro pataasan ng pride at pagalingan ang nagyari..)
*Japo-Ann rival
*Robyn-Drew rival (ano toh??)
*like i said b4, two of the faculty caught us up being noisy
and many more..
ok. i don't want to talk about it anymore..
oh! before we went home, we went to hospital and visited our former highschool classmate, mike bactin. He's recently confined there because he had the signs/symptoms of dengue...
get well soon bac~!!
ok thats all for now
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
3:13 PM |
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
GONE by Nsync
There's a thousand words that I could say
To make you come home
Oh, seems so long ago you walked away
Left me alone
I remember what you said to me
You were acting so strange
and maybe I was too blind to see
That you needed a change
Was it something I said
To make you turn away?
To make you walk out and leave me cold
If I could just find a way
To make it so that you were right here
But right now..
I've been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I've drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains..
You're gone..You're gone..
Baby you're gone
Girl you're gone, baby girl, you're gone..
You're gone..You're...
I don't wanna make excuses, baby
Won't change the fact that you're gone
But if there's something that I could do
Won't you please let me know?
Time is passing so slowly now
Guess that's my life without you
and maybe I could change my every day
But baby I don't want to
So I'll just hang around
and find some things to do
To take my mind off missing you
and I know in my heart
You can't say that you don't love me too
Please say you do
Yeeaah....
I've been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I Drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains
You're gone..You're gone..
You're gone
You're gone...you're gone..
you're....GoneOhhh...
Oh what'll I do
If I can't be with you
Tell me where will I turn to
Baby where will I be
Now that we are apart
Am I still in your heart?
Baby why don't you see?
That I need you here with me
Oohhh...
I've been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I've drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains
Been sitting here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best to be a man and be strong
I drove myself insane
Wishing I could touch your face
But the truth remains
You're gone..You're gone..
You're goneYou're gone
GoneYou're gone..
But the truth remainsYou're....
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
5:29 PM |
atlast!! my layout had been changed...umaasenso na...weeee...ala lng..la magawa eh!!!
No recent updates for irish. In short - walang bago. ASA pa.
* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
3:43 PM |
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
INTERESTING CONVERSATIONAn atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and.....
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't.How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe theworld around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science saysyour GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat,white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold.We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't goany further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word weuse to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.You can have low light, normal light , bright light, flashing light....But if youhave no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it?In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darknessdarker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism,but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death a sthe opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as asubstantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from amonkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his h ead with a smile, beginning to realize where theargument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you notteaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out int o laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done so.So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrableprotocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his faceunfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH.That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB:I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?...forward them to increase their knowledge...
Have a nice day..
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* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
7:45 PM |
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