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Thursday, August 10, 2006



♥just stay happy...kahit mraming kamalasan sa buhay♥
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.(have you tried to drive, sneeze and watch the road at the same time?)
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. (some adults never learn this)
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt. (but it also wont hurt if they dont show up on your face)
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. (mostly nuts, a few sweet)
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. (but jogging can also make your tummy hurt so much, you cant laugh)
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; Growing up is optional. (Korek)
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. (mummify)
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. (eh bakit may rocking chair mga lola?)
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. (and when somebody asks you, but you cant hear the questions)
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. (along with wrinkles, arthritis, high blood sugar,cholesterol,and blood pressure, plus a few more illnesses )


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus. (I believe in ninangs and ninongs)
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. (I search for ninang and ninongs)
3) You are Santa Claus. (I am the ninang)
4) You look like Santa Claus. (Iam still the ninang, sa kasal na nga lang)


SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money. (and wondering where to put it)
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. (and still being able to drive)
At age 75 success is . having friends. (and still being able to recognize them)
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants. (and still being able to pull up my pants)


Have a wonderful day with big *smiles* Take the time to live!!! Life is too short, indeed!

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wala...e2 na naman ako..Reyna ng PROCRASTINATION...gee...dapat hindi itong kompyuter ang kaharap ko ngaun kundi dapat ung FUNDAMENTALS of NURSING ni Kozier!!! HAAyyyynesss...SHUX!!! Return demo na namin ng Physical Assessment sa SATURDAY!! WAaaaaaaaahhh...kamusta naman un????


Kainis. Bakit kaya?? Wat happened to my precious selepono??? Bakit hindi ko marinig ung sounds??May depekto ata ung speaker nun...Waaaaaahhh....Anoh ba yan??? Bad3p...Nawa maaus un. Pag un hindi naaus, naku walang kwenta na ung Mp3 tska ung recorder na naka-save dun...


Kamalasan talaga...SUNOD SUNOD!!


Oo nga pala, tapos na ung report ko sa PHILOSOPHY at salamat sa Diyos, naireport ko un nga maaus at walang sablay. No comment from our prof..hmm..that's good!! Kaya kanina, mejo nakahinga na ako ng maluwag.. :P


Kaso marami pa akong kailangang asikasuhin. Una, ung project sa PHC, tpos ang walang kasawa-sawang assignment sa IT, tpos....by next next week Midterm exams na namin..ahhhayyy...KAMUSTA NAMAN TLGA UN??


o siya, hanggang dito na lng..GC MOde muna ako....WALANG PAKEALAMANAN!! Hehe..


* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_ 3:38 PM

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