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Thursday, March 30, 2006



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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give
me a
ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this
forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for
you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm
ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me
and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole
list
again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us,
the
sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night
when we
need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we
don't
need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when
people
are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in
school,
history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,
my
father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to
my
father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result
declared, past year's
performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do
you
say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good
cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my
recovering, doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records
show that nine out of
ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is
the
tenth case I've
treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example
of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got
married on the same day
and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only
chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the
axe
in is hand."


* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_ 9:39 AM

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