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Tuesday, March 28, 2006



♥ask jonah♥
The Little Girl and Her Teacher



A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with

her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announced to her

boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for

the first time.


Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex before, so he takes

A trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy

for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about

condoms and sex. At the cash register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how

many condoms he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack
or a family pack. “I’m

really going to put it to this girl,” the boy
tells the pharmacist. “I intend

to plug every orifice in her body at least twice.”

The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family
pack, saying the boy

will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents
house and meets his

girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you
to meet my parents,

come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where

the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and

bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer with his head

down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.


Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend finally

Leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had
no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist.”


* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_ 3:02 PM

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