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Friday, May 19, 2006



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NOTE: this post was NOT made by ME. Actually, galing to sa Plaridel (official newspaper ng DLSU). Nakyutan ako sa artik na to..share ko lang sa inyo!!!

thanks to Kapitan Tusok (author nito)


here it goes. enjoy reading.

When a man's dream girl is a conversation away, the primary challenge would be to make a crucial impression that will last. So men approach this with the best intention but are often accompanied by the worst execution. In their attempt to "just being themselves," they use the more daring and direct pick-up lines. Some have prospered but many more have failed. Women are unpredictable, but these are how a man would be categorized in an "All Girls' Survival Dating Guide, pick-up line edition."


Hopeless Romantic

If i were to give you chocolates for each time I see you smile, then you can open a candy shop."

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight"

If birthdays andChristmas season aren't enough for you to receive presents, then don't be hopeless because romantics are out somewhere. Is a monthly subscription to roses, chocolates, and stuffed toys aren't enough?


Online Date

"hi there. CTC? ASL?"

If you're the type who doesn't go out often and who tends to deduct years from your age, then you might like to try out meeting guys in cyberspace. But be careful though, he can redefine his identity, too.


Mystery Man

"........"

The winds are blowing from your bedside window, and a silhouette of a man is all you can see. You approach him, but in a blink of an eye, he's gone and a letter is left for you. Pretty mysterious, but at least he can well execute silent treatment.


Cheapskate

"I would buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."

"what do you say we add my last name to your checking account?!"

"Save water, shower with a friend"

He brings you to a fancy dinner date and right after eating, he holds your hand. Definitely a spark there, then surprisingly after releasing, you find yourself holding the bill!! Ready for dishwashing?


Best Body

"Do you know what'd good look on you?? Me."

"By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!"

"Do i know you??No?? I thought i saw you at UPS today, cause i coulda sworn you were checkin' out my package."

This guy is probably in the running for Mr. Macho Pilipinas 2006. Has a body that you dream of wrapping your arms around. You just love his body. A problem though is he might love his body just as much if not more and you'll never quite hear the end of that bit.


Fool Complement

"hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"You are the hottest thing since sunburn"

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all.." Reality check, there exists no such thing. Fortunately this one's capable of being your magical mirror, but seriously, do you believe everything he says?


STyle mo Bully-ok

WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!"

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you"

Love watching Hey Arnold? Then bullies could be your deal. Don't think too much about his teasing, because he actually means the opposite. Warning though, don't leave gums under park benches; you might just be surprised how it could be molded into a shrine.


Just looking around

"Mark, 18, single, manila, interests are reading, talking, basketball..."

At least with this guy, you don't need to stalk online (if you know what i mean) to figure out whether the hot babe he's always with is really his girlfriend.. Kindly check testimonials for further information.


STAR SCHOLAR

"If you were a library book, I would check you out."

"I wish I was your derivative so I cound be tangent to you."

If you ever hear these lines you know you've got a smart cookie here. He's the kind of guy raring to be with you, do your homework, finish your essays and conduct your thesis.


Mama's BOy

"There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.."

"Hi! I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption."

Some guys are just really attached to their mommy and whan a Mama's boy comes your way, you'll know he's a Mama's boy. He could turn 25 and still need permission to take you out.


Corny Copycat

"You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy"

"Do you have a map 'coz i just got lost in your eyes?!"

This boy just may ot have a single creative, but humorous and unique bone in his body but if it makes you laugh, why not? The corny copycat will lure you with lines you've heard more time than you'd care to count.


HEAVEN-SENT

"I'm Will....God's will."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"God must have been in a very good mood the day we met!"

This is the type of guyyou'll meet in church and he's one of the guys who are awake throughout the entire ceremony. That's why if he's got a fancy in you, there might be a bit of divine inspiration when he drops his lines to you.


Richie Rich

"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

"can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

A man who looks like a million dollars and actually does have a millinon dollars has got the line to remind you of the million dollars a million times. Spend wisely.


Man-Whore

"If i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly coordinated."

"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across your room?"

When the man-whore likes you, you'll know without a shadow of a doubt he likes you. Ladies, the Man-Whore is called a man-whore for a reason. Watch yourself because he certainly is.


HAppy and GAY

"Hey, that dress looks good on you...But I bet it will look better on me.."

Some say that real handsome guys are beautiful if they were girls, but this is ridiculous!!!XD


THE FREAK

Hold her chin in your hand while gazing at her and say, "You have beatuiful eyes." Then lower your voice to a growl and say, "May I have them?!"

"You look tired. Do you wanna go to sleep with me?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"

"Hi! The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"

He can't be explained with any logical or rational thought. If you meet this guy, just turn around and run like the wind because when we say freak, we mean FREAK.


* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_ 2:27 PM

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