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Monday, April 17, 2006



♥read...dont be green minded ok?♥
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having
trouble with one of her students the teacher
asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I
think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".
Girl:Ugly

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".
Girl:75
Ugly

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal
looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy
can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then
comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes
open
really wide
and before he could stop the answer, Boy was
taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a dog does on three
legs? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're bored. The best man always has
me
first. The
Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and
took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck
BOY
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it's longer on some men than on others, the pope
doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone
but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,
&
is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher, "Send this Boy to the
University, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself!"


* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_ 1:04 PM

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