Monday, December 26, 2005
One fine summer day a park you see the most cute creature you have ever seen. Their name is jov , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend buddy and say, "Wow, that has to be the most wonderful body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so good , and was wondering if you'd like to go to house with me and sleep ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "basto ka " and go with them. When you finally get to house , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a pillow hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed. It reads: "
jov is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 2 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 2 years!"
TO TAKE THIS STUPID LOVE STORY, GO TO: www.love.2loop.com* my S H A T T E R E D dreams_
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